Proof that girls are evil

My dad got this from a friend at work. It works better when you write it out, it still works this way:

[b]First we state that girls require time and moeny.[/b]

Girls = Time x Money

[b]And as we all know “time is money”[/b]

Time = Money

[b]Therefore[/b]

Girls= Money x Money = (Money)2

[b]And because “money is the root of all evil”[/b]

Money = √Evil

[b]Therefore:[/b]

Girls = (√Evil) 2

[b]And we are forced to conclude that:[/b]

Girls = Evil

Updated: June 10, 2002 — 10:10 pm