The ‘S’ Word

We had the ‘F’ word, and now this came thru to me. Once again, if you’re not into profanity, don’t read.

The ‘S’ word:

#### may be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:

You can be #### faced, #### out of luck, or have #### for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your #### together, find a place for your ####, or decide to #### or get off the pot.

You can smoke ####, buy ####, sell ####, lose ####, find ####, forget ####, and tell others to eat #### and die.

Some people know their ####, while others can’t tell the difference between #### and shine.

There are lucky ####s, dumb ####s, crazy ####s, and sweet ####s.

There is bull ####, horse ####, and chicken ####.

You can throw ####, sling ####, catch ####, shoot ####, or duck when #### hits the fan.

You can give a ####, or serve ####.

You can be happier than a pig in ####, or you can find yourself in deep ####.

Some days are cold as ####, some days are hot as ####, and some days are just plain ####ty.

Some music sounds like ####, things can look like ####, and there are times when you feel like ####.

You can have too much ####, not enough ####, the right ####, the wrong ####, or a lot of weird ####.

You can carry ####, have a mountain of ####, or find yourself up ####’s creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to ####. And other times you fall in a bucket of #### and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your ####, you don’t need to know anything else.

Updated: September 12, 2002 — 2:56 am