Ok, this was pretty chauvenistic (but on both parts!) … *ahem* … but turn a blind eye to that and just have a laugh if you can…
THE GIRL’S PRAYER
Our Cash
Which art on plastic
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada bag
In Harrods
As it is in Selfridges
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our MasterCard
And lead us not into New Bond St
And deliver us from Slone St
For thine is the Gucci, the Versace and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity
Amex.
THE BOY’S PRAYER
Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed be thy sport
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us each day our daily pints
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter
The chicks and the footy
Forever and ever
Barmen.