I don’t think we’ve had any of these before…
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A?
Why are buttons on guys’ shirts on a different side than girls’ shirts?
Why are things typed up but written down?
How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why do donuts have holes?
Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering?
If you decide that you’re indecisive, which one are you?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
Why do they call it your “bottom”, when it’s really in the middle of your body?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do they call it “head over heels in love” If our head is always over our heels?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
What is a male ladybug called?
If you mated a bull dog and a ####su, would it be called a bullshit?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up “there” anyway?
If Pringles are “so good that once you pop, you can’t stop” why do they come with a reseal able lid?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?