Wasn’t much happening on the e-mail front lately but this was slightly amusing…
Definitions
TRAFFIC LIGHT
apperatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
TELEVISION
movies where people don’t step on your feet.
MOVIES
television where people don’t interupt with unexpected visits.
TRANSIT COMPANY
group that complains of bad business when all passengers get a seat.
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
one who has mastered the science of remaining a bachelor.
PIONEER
early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE
some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what’s happened.
LOVE
unseen when it comes, but visible when it goes.
SWIMMING POOL
a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL
the ability to eat only one peanut.
CANNIBAL
person who likes to see other people stewed.
FOREIGN FILM
any movie shown in Texas theatre that isn’t a western.
MAGAZINE
bunch of printed pages that tell you what’s coming in the next issue.