I don’t think these have been done before..
Some of these are PG-13… so if you don’t like that, don’t look….
Bumper Stickers With Attitude:
I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?
Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after me.
Keep Working! Millions on wellfare depend on you!
Gun Control is a Steady Hand.
Dial 911, Make a cop come
Support Search and Rescue. GET LOST
My father said I was ‘good for nothing’, So I do what I’m good at.
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE…..you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
I’m not predjudiced, I hate everybody.
You can kiss the Irish, but it’s the SCOTTSMAN you want to take home
During the gas shortage in the 70’s – ‘Save gas, fart in a jar’
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her….. or something like that.
Mean People Need Prozac
Missing a cat? Check underneath my left rear tire
Don’t piss me off. I’m running out of room to hide the bodies.
Keep Honking- you’re giving me time to reload!
You’re a Naughty Boy…go to my room.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too
I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you.
I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay.
If I wanted to hear from an Asshole I would have farted!
I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.
Life’s a beach, and then you drown.
I’m objective; I object to everything.
I can handle pain until it hurts.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
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3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else
Few women admit their age, few men act it
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken
EARTH FIRST – We’ll log the other planets later
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
War doesn’t determine who’s right. Just who’s left.
Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard