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[b]Billy Bob Thornton Walks Down The Aisle For The Sixth Time[/b] Actor Billy Bob Thornton is planning to get married yet again – even though his divorce from Angelina Jolie isn’t complete. The eccentric star, who already has five marriages under his belt, split with Tomb Raider beauty Jolie last summer after a two-year marriage. […]

[quote]by Chris Rock [b]You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America […]

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The ten best things to say if caught sleeping at your desk 1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 2. This is that 15-minute power nap they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to. 3. Whew. Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here […]

Michael Jeter has died at age 50. Cause of death not determined. Autopsy to be done.

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Spoliers: more spoiler space: I feel obligated to try my hand at the invisio-text deal. Steven DeKnight completely outdid himself with this week’s script. The dialogue was snappy — “Evil Cordy just Bwa-ha-ha’d at us.” The entire Evil Cordy thing was developed quickly, the evolving relationships just continued to blossom as Fred and Gunn found […]

Actor Crowe to Mark Birthday With Wedding Monday March 17 7:44 AM ET Oscar-winning “Gladiator” star Russell Crowe will celebrate his 39th birthday by tying the knot. Crowe’s publicist Wendy Day said Sunday that the Australian actor would wed Danielle Spencer in the family chapel on his property, in New South Wales state. “It’s definitely […]

I personally have a very strong dislike for Jennifer Garner. We went to Dension University together and both graduated in ’94. She was a Pi Phi PRISS. Self decalred priss, actually. She even said it in her GQ interview when she was the pseudo bad-ass on the cover-HA! I think she is absolutely ANNOYING!!! I’m […]

[i]US Weekly Magazine[/i] Ever the Renaissance woman, Madonna is doing something she’s never done before – rapping. And she turned to Missy Elliot to teach her how. A source says, “Madonna is obsessed with Eminem and Missy and wanted to do something in the rap world and get some ‘street cred’.” The insider leaks that […]