Apple Media Event – We tell you exactly what is going to be announced

Apple-iPad 3 Media Event

There’s no need to watch today’s spoogefest known as the Apple Media Event, I will tell you exactly what’s going to be in the iPad 3 in less than 200 words – It’s going to be the same as the iPad 2 only:

  • Slightly Thicker
  • Same internals as the iPhone 4s – so slightly faster processor, improved camera
  • Siri
  • The Smart Cover will now have a back (oooh, aaaahhhh)
  • Higher Rez screen

Media will spooge their pants, talk about how innovative and “major” the enhancements are and Apple’s stock will go up another 10%. That’s it, those are your major announcements from today’s iPad 3 event.No need to spend an hour watching.

 

 

Updated: March 7, 2012 — 7:35 am