Wacky Warning Labels:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
(found on the barrel of a .22-caliber rifle)
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant or might be pregnant.
(found on a packet of birth control pills)
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
(found on a box containing a window air conditioner)
Warning: May contain small parts.
(found on a frisbee)
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
(found on a curling iron)
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
(found in the manual for a heated seat cushion)
Do not use orally.
(found on a toilet bowl cleaning brush)
If swallowed promptly see doctor.
(found on a package of alkaline batteries)
Not for human consumption.
(found on a package of dice)
Not intended for highway use.
(found on a 13-inch wheel for a wheelbarrow)
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(found on a child-sized superman costume)
Caution: You must remove clothes before washing.
(found in the manual for a washing machine)
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(found on a package of over-the-counter sleeping pills)
Caution: May cause drowsiness. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery.
(found on a bottle of children’s cough medicine)
Caution: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
(found on a box of rat poison)