We had the ‘F’ word, and now this came thru to me. Once again, if you’re not into profanity, don’t read.
The ‘S’ word:
#### may be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can be #### faced, #### out of luck, or have #### for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your #### together, find a place for your ####, or decide to #### or get off the pot.
You can smoke ####, buy ####, sell ####, lose ####, find ####, forget ####, and tell others to eat #### and die.
Some people know their ####, while others can’t tell the difference between #### and shine.
There are lucky ####s, dumb ####s, crazy ####s, and sweet ####s.
There is bull ####, horse ####, and chicken ####.
You can throw ####, sling ####, catch ####, shoot ####, or duck when #### hits the fan.
You can give a ####, or serve ####.
You can be happier than a pig in ####, or you can find yourself in deep ####.
Some days are cold as ####, some days are hot as ####, and some days are just plain ####ty.
Some music sounds like ####, things can look like ####, and there are times when you feel like ####.
You can have too much ####, not enough ####, the right ####, the wrong ####, or a lot of weird ####.
You can carry ####, have a mountain of ####, or find yourself up ####’s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ####. And other times you fall in a bucket of #### and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your ####, you don’t need to know anything else.