Star Wars vs. Star Trek

[b][size=medium]TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD WIN IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE[/size][/b]

10 – In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on “stun”.

9 – The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp– the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8 – After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable– after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7 – Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

6 – Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

5 – One word: lightsabers.

4 – The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

3 – The Death Star doesn’t care if a world is class “M” or not.

2 – Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

And the Number One reason the Star Wars Characters Would Win in the Star Trek Universe…

1 – Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

Updated: October 18, 2002 — 1:42 pm