Sparkly Vamps Dominate (?) 2013 Golden Raspberry Awards!

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The 33rd Annual Golden Raspberry Awards were given out last night and – to no one’s surprise – the sparkly vampire saga dominated (if that’s the right word), taking all but three of the ten categories. I have to wonder what it’ll be like next year now that The Razzies won’t have the Twilight series to kick around…

The full list of nominees – with the winners shown in bold type – follows the jump.

Worst Picture

Battleship

The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure

That’s My Boy

A Thousand Words

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Worst Director

Sean Anders – That’s My Boy

Peter Berg – Battleship

Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Tyler Perry – Good Deeds / Madea’s Witness Protection

John Putch – Atlas Shrugged: Part II

Worst Actress

Katherine Heigl – One for the Money

Milla Jovovich – Resident Evil: Retribution

Tyler Perry – Madea’s Witness Protection

Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II / Snow White and the Huntsman

Barbra Streisand – The Guilt Trip

Worst Actor

Nicolas Cage – Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice

Eddie Murphy – A Thousand Words

Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Tyler Perry – Alex Cross / Good Deeds

Adam Sandler – That’s My Boy

Worst Supporting Actress

Jessica Biel – Playing For Keeps / Total Recall

Brooklyn Decker – Battleship / What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Ashley Greene – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Jennifer Lopez – What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Rihanna – Battleship

Worst Supporting Actor

David Hasselhoff – Pirannha 3-DD

Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Liam Neeson – Battleship / Wrath of the Titans

Nick Swardson – That’s My Boy

Vanilla Ice – That’s My Boy

Worst Screen Ensemble

Battleship

The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure

That’s My Boy

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screenplay

Atlas Shrugged Part II

Battleship

That’s My Boy

A Thousand Words

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel

Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance

Pirannha 3-DD

Red Dawn

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screen Couple

Any two cast members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges

Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea’s Witness Protection

Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That’s My Boy