Apple’s Jesus Tablet Launches Today

Finally the rumors stop today to make way for reality, this afternoon Apple unveils the Jesus Tablet and Jobs will turn all the bottled water in the room into wine.  The Arc departs at 1pm EST time today. Check back this evening for all the highlights and my commentary on the event, if you want to watch it live, I would recommend checking out Engadget’s breathless, fawning coverage of the event and device.  I guarantee you this thing will end up costing around $1,000 or will be $800 and require a data contract with a cell phone carrier. I can’t for the life of me think whom something like this will be for. I doubt if the device will be available in the next few days, probably sometime in March or April. I mean they have to give people time to save up their lunch money. Our new Mac focused site Macchicks.com will be launching in the next few days.