R.I.P. Tom Brady!

I’m a big fan of The Undertaker, so this story and video clip made me laugh. The WWE announced today that legendary wrestler The Undertaker will be in attendance for the New England Patriots’ last game of the season if they make it to 15-0, which would match his current and widely respected perfect record at WrestleMania. Despite recently being passed over in favor of Tom Brady as Calvin Klein’s celebrity underwear model, the Lord of Darkness delivered an expectedly eery press conference from hell, even sending a not-so-veiled threat to members of the undefeated ’72 Dolphins team. “The dark overlords have told me they’ll make it to 15-0,” said the affable dead man from Death Valley, with longtime manager and usher of doom Paul Bearer stroking an urn nearby.

Updated: November 29, 2007 — 1:28 am