Please Don’t Look! Lemony Snickett’s Count Olaf Awaits!

I, Lemony Snickett, have failed most horribly in my attempts to prevent Netflix from unleashing so-called first look photos of Count Olaf into the public eye.

The offending photos may be found somewhere below. Spare yourselves the distress of gazing upon them by not following the jump.

Unfortunately, Netflix insists on premiering Lemony Snickett’s A Series of Unfortunate Incidents on Friday, the 13th of 2017.

Save yourselves! (Or at least refrain from embiggening the thumbnails…)