Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing?
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the “American Pie.” (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
When opossums are playing ‘possum, they are not “playing.” They actually pass out from sheer terror.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
Strange Sex Law
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
A JOKE 4 U!
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well you can’t say you weren’t warned Miss.”