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Man gets package mailed in 1945
Suspect tries to carjack vehicle filled with judo wrestlers
Fisherman rescued after he sank chest-deep into mud
Male factory workers dress work in skirts and work boots
Unholy act: arrests for alleged sexual activity in cathedral
Slowest police chase involves drunk on toddler toy
Paramedic involved in hit-and-run and rescue
Fan’s insults are legal, appeals court rules
Juror wants $100 an hour to serve
Lawyer calls foes ‘geekbreath,’ ‘punk’
McDonald’s manager involved in fast-food robberies
Firefighters rescue toddler trapped in toilet
Funeral worker discovers ‘corpse’ not really dead
Man foils apparent serial attacking squirrel
Crossdressing suspect couldn’t fool police
Officer’s name spells trouble
Redskins rookie taped to goal post
Inmate briefly escapes wearing only boxer shorts
Python believed to be dead wakes up at landfill
Man doesn’t realize he shot nail into his brain
Man curses city sewer system over mistreated totem pole
Couple vacations in wrong Sydney
Police dispatcher lectures 911 caller
Man charged with assaulting goat mayor
Heroin suspects keep alligators for protection
Woman fires shot at alleged trash-throwers
Cops follow trail of meat juice to stolen steak
Pizza dough spread out over 25 mile stretch
Plant exudes odor of garbage or rotting flesh
Forgetful robber leaves picture behind
Alabama removes dead from voter lists
Suspect strips to squeeze through 18-inch pipe
Pet python traps mother and daughter
Police bust 13-year-old Hustler rustler
Hypnotist Millionaire
Strip club opens to teens
America West pilot paid $122 bar tab hours before flight
Police solve mystery of cross-dressing Girl Scout
Police find thief locked in car
Floating body turns out to be a wake up call
Intruder breaks into home to use the facilities
Attorney spanks client
Man loses false teeth while skydiving
First kiss laced with meth
Judge gives homework to DUI offenders
Wisconsin outlaws profane language on phone
Foam fills aircraft hangar
Fiberglass cow stolen
SUV comes with surprise stash
Nevada fights to legalize marijuana
Cops: 911 caller demands cash, gets cuffs
Cops: Pizzeria offered pot pies
Woman faces jail for mailing soiled underthings

Updated: September 22, 2002 — 3:02 am