Until director Irwin Winkler decides what he wants his latest drama “”Life as a House”” to be, I don’t think it’s quite fair to judge it. But by that rationale, it also might not be fair for him to release it, as its bound to motivate, sadden and perplex anyone who sits through it, quite possibly achieving all these emotions at the same time.
As it stands now, on a shaky foundation of mixed metaphors and powerful symbolism, “”House”” resembles a line of Hallmark cards penned by goth rocker Marilyn Manson. Because Mark Andrus’ screenplay desperately wants to be edgy in an “”American Beauty”” kind of way, it mistakenly forces teen angst, divorce, gay prostitution and adultery into an underlying “”movie of the week”” story of terminal illness and father/son bonding. It doesn’t work because it fails to commit to either track fully, so few of the emotions it illicits feel genuine.The father in question is George (Kevin Kline), a long-time divorcee and unsatisfied model builder for a successful architecture firm who learns (in the same day, no less) that he’s losing his job of 20 years and suffering from cancer. Given months to live, George commits to not one project, but two: He’s going to renovate his ramshackle waterfront home, and connect with his alienated teenage son, Sam (Hayden Christiansen), in the process.Of course, absentee father George has no grasp of Sam’s problems. An outcast both at school and at home, Sam balances a steady diet of anguish and prescription drugs and is attempting to raise some extra cash by pimping himself out to male clients, one of the film’s most uncomfortable sequences. Shame on Winkler for believing some tender moments with dear old dad set against the backdrop of a dazzling California sunset can correct such problems in a wayward teen, but House goes so far as to make that assumption.On the rare occasion that “”House”” does connect, it’s because of Kline’s tender performance. His George puts up a brave front, hiding an illness from his ex-wife (Kristen Scott Thomas), his son and himself, for that matter. But Kline can only endure so much, and he eventually buckles under the weight of the ludicrous devices Winkler tosses at him. There’s enough dysfunction here for a series of films, and too much for just one. Common knowledge suggests that any house built on an unstable surface such as this can only come crumbling down.Grade: D+THE EXTRASThe “”House”” DVD doesn’t stray too far from the established path, offering fans four quick deleted scenes (with optional commentary), a trailer and a digital press kit. There are two independent featurettes included here, one entitled “”Character Building”” and one entitled “”From The Ground Up.”” Each sits the stars and creators of the “”House”” down for surface-skimming interviews, while “”Ground”” actually gets into the construction of the house in the film, and the various metaphors thrown at us … just in case you weren’t paying attention when the film bashed you over the head with them.However, the film’s screen-specific audio commentary bears mention. Conducted by Winkler, producer Rob Cowan and Andrus, the commentary feels warm, provides a fresh outlook and demonstrates their compassion and committment to the material. Why this emotion didn’t carry over completely onto the film is uncertain, and never addressed.Grade: BOVERALL GRADE: C“”Life”” lacks, shackled by a truly sappy premise and overbearing execution. But the DVD shows promise, even if New Line deemed it unworthy of the fantastic Infinifilm treatment (what, and “”15 Minutes”” was good enough for it?). Fans of the film will enjoy, while the rest will be bored stiff. By Sean O’ConnellMarch 26, 2002