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Aisle Stall Affleck says the wedding will wait. Daredevil star Ben Affleck has confirmed reports that walking down the aisle with Jennifer Lopez will not happen anytime soon. Although it was rumored that the two would get hitched after Lopez’s divorce from Cris Judd, the pair have now decided to hold off on becoming Mr. […]

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these were sent to me by email and i thought i would share with all of you.. These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performance evaluations, maybe of some use when you next do a Performance Agreement. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and started to dig.” “I would not […]

Article Claims More Jackson Weirdness Tue Mar 4, 6:33 PM ET NEW YORK – Michael Jackson (news) paid a witch doctor to place a curse on DreamWorks partners David Geffen and Steven Spielberg (news), and wears a prosthetic tip on his nose, claims an article in Vanity Fair magazine. Titled “Losing His Grip,” the article […]

an interview with steve martin and queen latifah..thought this would be interesting House Party Steve Martin and Queen Latifah share laughs in Bringing Down the House By Angela Dawson Entertainment News Wire LOS ANGELES — As host of the upcoming Academy Awards, Steve Martin vows to play no favorites among the nominees. With one exception: […]

Smallville 9:00 P.M. EST -The WB- If ever there was a true Superman, courageous stalwart Christopher Reeve clearly fits the bill. Reeve stars as a scientist who claims to have a message for Clark from his home planet. Desperate to find out the truth about his identity, Clark travels to New York to meet with […]

Hollywood Actors Raise McCarthyism Specter on Iraq Tue Mar 4, 5:51 PM ET By Jill Serjeant LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Hollywood actors, facing a vitriolic backlash for their opposition to a war against Iraq (news – web sites), have raised the specter of Cold War McCarthyism in an appeal to avoid returning to one of […]

i got this in my email…thought it was cute so i am posting it here…. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can’t. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This […]