24 Thoughts

Ok, I just spent the last 8 hrs watching 24, and so far I just don’t get the hype. It’s an Ok show, but I cannot see a goddamn thing on it the Cinamatography is so bad! It’s dark, everyone is shot in silouhette, or profile, and everyone pretty much looks the same so you […]

“Holes”

“Holes” appears to be a filmed novel for young teen boys. It tells the story of a Texas boy unjustly sent to a work camp, where the boys dig holes each day in the desert. There is an adult inter- racial romance flashback which results in murder. Be ready for many (and not in sequence) […]

“The Bread, My Sweet”

“The Bread, My Sweet” is a present-day Italian fairy tale set in Pittsburgh. It takes Princess Charming (Lucca, played by ER’s Kristin Minter) to save Dominic (Scott Baio like you’ve never seen him) from his empty life. There are too many : – characters – messages – fades to black in this mostly charming effort. […]

“Down with Love”

“Down with Love” is simply not worth your time unless you are interested in one-note performances and/or lots of color. Plenty of money and talent was wasted on this tiresome spoof; most of the audience will not understand some of the consistently mild and repetitive humor about the 60’s. GRADE = “C-”