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Ok, I just spent the last 8 hrs watching 24, and so far I just don’t get the hype. It’s an Ok show, but I cannot see a goddamn thing on it the Cinamatography is so bad! It’s dark, everyone is shot in silouhette, or profile, and everyone pretty much looks the same so you […]

HUGE SHOW SPOILER SO DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!!!! Buffy certainly got back on track last week, didn’t it? There were so many things to like about that episode: [color=FFFFFF] 1- Faith & Spike bonding. Nice continuity on the part of the writer to bring up the “warm champagne” moment. 2- Buffy […]

“Holes” appears to be a filmed novel for young teen boys. It tells the story of a Texas boy unjustly sent to a work camp, where the boys dig holes each day in the desert. There is an adult inter- racial romance flashback which results in murder. Be ready for many (and not in sequence) […]

“The In-Laws” is a mildly amusing updated remake of the 1979 film with Peter Falk and Alan Arkin. A dentist’s daughter is about to marry the son of a shadowy man. Better bet – rent the original. GRADE = “C+”

“The Bread, My Sweet” is a present-day Italian fairy tale set in Pittsburgh. It takes Princess Charming (Lucca, played by ER’s Kristin Minter) to save Dominic (Scott Baio like you’ve never seen him) from his empty life. There are too many : – characters – messages – fades to black in this mostly charming effort. […]

“Down with Love” is simply not worth your time unless you are interested in one-note performances and/or lots of color. Plenty of money and talent was wasted on this tiresome spoof; most of the audience will not understand some of the consistently mild and repetitive humor about the 60’s. GRADE = “C-”

The Matrix Reloaded was hot and everything, but I don’t remember anything about the city Zion. I guess I’ll have to go back and rewatch the first one.