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“Pirates of the Caribbean…” is an overlong, overblown pirate movie. Lots of money, talent, and technical effort was expended but the product is disappointing on many fronts. Johnny Depp gives the worst performance of his career – hammy, effeminate, and silly about sums it up. The entire cast needs to form an Overacting Anonymous chapter. […]

It starts tomorrow. There’s a new twist this year having to do with some of the houseguests knowing each other beforehand (they’re exes). I dislike this very much. Part of the fun is watching these people become trusting of each other, then watching them come out of the house to realize their impression of said […]

Uuh I can’t wait to see the new show that CSI’s makers are planning for this coming season, about cold case files. Sounds interesting.

My friend rented this movie the other night, and then I told my mom a few of the jokes from the movie and she was already cracking up, so she went out and bought it. The movie is hilarious for anyone who hasn’t seen it, but the dvd doesn’t have too much. It has what […]

When do reality show go to far? If they haven’t already, I would say that it would be with this show. The concept of the show is like the Bachelor except it is men competing for a man. But there is a joe Millionare twist to it. Not all of the guys competing for the […]

I’m sure most of y’all have heard of Mel Gibson’s take on the last 12 hours of Christ’s life in The Passion. Now, a teaser trailer of sorts has come out. [url=http://www.aintitcool.com/ThePassion.mov]The Passion[/url] Hopefully it’ll work, took me about 6 tries. It was hard to watch for me, as a Christian, but I am very […]

Next week I go on vaction. First, I am going to DC to meet a friend and then we are going to drive up to NYC for the weekend. I have to pick a few plays that I want to see so that she can work her magic like she always does, but I am […]

Has anyone else seen this? I was stuck at someones house last night and this is what was on, so I decided to watch it. It is sort of odd but I must say that the guy looked a whole lot better after the show was over…

“Buffalo Soldiers” is a decidedly unflattering film about the military and officer wives. The title is a very poor choice; “Elwood’s World” is the logical choice. The story takes place in 1989 at an American base in Germany. Categorizing it as a comedy is mis- leading; it is a brutal and depressing movie with some […]

Johnny English Johnny English is an accident-prone MI-7 agent on a mission to rescue Britain’s crown jewels and save the country from a French business magnate. Malkovich portrays the scheming Sauvage and Miller is Johnny’s sidekick Bough, while Natalie Imbruglia makes her film debut as special agent Lorna Campbell, the object of English’s desires. a […]