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Bodies Are Dropping Trailer: L.A.’s Finest!

L.A.’s Finest – Syd Burnett (Gabrielle Union), Nancy McKenna (Jessica Alba) – Photo courtesy of Spectrum Originals.

From the universe of the Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay Bad Boys franchise, L.A.’s Finest follows Syd Burnett and Nancy McKenna as hard-boiled LAPD detectives with complicated pasts.

Episodes 1-3 will premiere On Demand free to Spectrum video subscribers on May 13, after which new episodes will release every Monday until the finale.

Check out the kinetic trailer below.

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Only Thing Right Trailer: Mechanic: Resurrection!

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Jason Statham’s Arthur Bishop is back! The mechanic (assassin) whose specialty is making it look like an accident is forced back into action by a duplicitous woman.

A new clip from Lionsgate suggests he may have met his match. Check it out after the break. Mechanic: Resurrections opens on August 23rd.

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El Rey Marathons Dark Angel!

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Beginning Friday, January 9th, El Rey will be marathoning the action sci-fi series Dark Angel, starring Jessica Alba.

Created by James Cameron – and starring Alba in her lead role – Dark Angel is set in a post-apocalyptic world where the genetically-enhanced Max Guevara (Alba) struggles to survive as government agents try to capture her and others like her for nefarious purposes.

El Rey plans to air all 43 of the series’ episodes. Alba and El Rey creator Robert Rodriguez will provide introductions. For details, follow the jump.

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Sin City: A Dame To Kill For – Would-be Mighty, Mega-Noir!


When Sin City came out, seemingly eons ago, the idea of a film being almost entirely CG was something that hadn’t really been done to such an extent. It was visually groundbreaking, technologically breathtaking, and for fans of film noir, exhilarating. A Dame To Kill for is still visually arresting and mega-noir, but its impact comes more from the performance of Eva Green than anything else.

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Icy Cool, Fiery Hot Trailer: Frank Miller’s Sin City: A Dame To Kill For!


When Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller’s Sin City came out, it was hailed as innovative, a work of genius. For the follow-up, the two have collaborated to adapt the Sin City graphic novel, A Dame To Kill For – and Miller’s name has been added to the title, hence: Frank Miller’s Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. The trailer has the same black-and-white-with-splashes-of-color noir look of the original film and is cool as all get out.

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DVD: Machete – They Just +&@!ed With The Wrong Mexican!


For a movie that came about because of fan reaction to a faux trailer that part of the full package of Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s Grindhouse. The story – a Mexican federale named Machete and his partner attempt to rescue a kidnapping victim but it’s a trap, and the corrupt cop kills his wife and daughter. Three years later, in Texas – a corrupt politician’s equally corrupt top advisor hires Machete to shoot the politician but it’s a set-up and Machete is out for revenge – is typical B-movie fodder, but Rodriguez and Danny Trejo [as Machete] capture the extreme violence and savage wit of the best ‘60s and ‘70s exploitation flicks.

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Rodriguez Takes Mexploitation to the Next Level with Machete!


If you love exploitation flicks, there’s a very good chance you’ll revel in Machete. It’s got an iconic hero, gunfights, fist fights, sword fights, missiles, Gatling guns, some very impressive lo-riders, evil villains, hot women and more blood guts and veins in one’s teeth than any movie in recent memory – at least one that wasn’t a pointless horror/slasher flick with no plot.

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MOVIE NEWS: Machete Cast Gets HUGE! Seagal, Lohan, De Niro, Fehay, Is there anyone NOT in this Movie?


Robert Rodriguez is pulling together quite an impressive cast for his upcoming Machete Flick. Announced today, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Steven Seagal join Danny Trejo in the Highly Anticipated Spin-off Action Flick, MACHETE. The official press release is after the break.

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Love Guru: Crickets… by Sheldon Wiebe

Imagine the sound of one hand clapping. Not in the Zen koan way, but in the actual one hand impacting on nothing but air way. This was the sound that accompanied eighty-five of The Love Guru’s ninety-one minutes at the screening I attended – and another four minutes were closing credits.

In a nutshell: Toronto Maple Leafs owner Jane Bullard [Jessica Alba] hires the number two self-help guru in the world, Guru Pitka [Mike Myers] to help her team’s superstar, Darren Roanoke [Romany Malco] get his mojo back after his girlfriend leaves him for the Jacque Grande [Justin Timberlake], goalie of the Leafs’ Stanley Cup opponents, the Los Angeles King.

Grande Parties With Pitka

Myers performance is smarmy and self-indulgent; Alba is her usual wooden self and virtually no is funny. In the course of the film, I laughed six times – two because of actual humor and four because if the sheer awfulness of the attempts at humor. That was four more times than the group of fifteen-year olds [allegedly the film’s targeted audience]. Otherwise, the theater was silent.

Writing, acting, cinematography, directing – all pretty much suck. The only things preventing The Love Guru from being the worst movie I’ve seen in the last few years would be Norbit and Delta Farce. The Love Guru makes The Cat in the Hat look like Shakespeare. You have been warned.

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