I got this one out of a magazine.
16 ways your world would be different with a chick in the white house.
1) There’d be slumber parties at the White House, and all the leaders of the free world would eat ice cream and braid each other’s hair
2) Half-price clothing and shoe sales across the country once a month–on president’s orders.
3) Tampons would be free
4) Rather than attack rogue nations like Iraq, the president would give them a “time out.”
5) Eating a minimum daily amount of choclate would be a law.
6) Women would make equal pay, man!
7) When a guy says “I’ll call you” and then doesn’t, he would be punished by jail time and additional fines.
8) There would be more bathrooms everywhere.
9) You’d get the week you’re PMSing off
10) State of the Union address would only be shown on Lifetime-Television for Women.
11) The president’s husband, the first gentleman, would graciusly escort the press around the White House to show off the efforts of his East Wing remodeling efforts: neon beer signs, a big-screen TV, a lazy boy chair and posters of dogs playing poker.
12) Executive order: Yoga replaces baseball as the national pastime
13) The evening new would be reported by young hunks without shirts (buh-bye Dan Rather.)
14) Schools and kids would be prioritized over bomb-buildings adn campaign financing.
15) The White House would be pink and covered with pretty sparkly stuff.
16) New term in American lexicon: “Pre-menstrual veto.”
[ Edited by Kristen on 2002/6/7 17:40:00 ]