“Solaris”

“Solaris” is a sci-fi bore. It is a “C” or “D” film :
“C” it rain all the time on earth
“C” the dried blood
“C” George Clooney’s butt ( a couple of times)
“C” actors struggle with dumb roles
“C” the pretty colors and lights (over and over again)
and
“D” is for dull.
NOTE : Having not read the book or seen the
original movie, do not know if the sources were
as bad. At the preview screening about a dozen
people walked out (and film is barely 90 mins)!

Updated: December 21, 2002 — 3:33 pm