Memorable TV Lines

Inspired by Michelle’s post on the Movie forum…
What lines do you find memorable from TV shows?

Some I can think of are…

‘No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.’
Monty Pythons Flying Circus

‘Never fear, Smith is here.’
Lost in Space

‘I am now going to show you the ancient Lancastrian martial art of Ecchi-thoomp. Close your eyes. Eccchhhhiiiii-thoooomp.’
‘Owww! That’s not a martial art. You just hit me over the head with a black pudding.’
The Goodies

‘Of course, I forgot to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.’
Doctor Who
[i][size=small][color=00CC00][font=Arial]neutrons don’t have polarity… oops [/font][/color][/size][/i]

[ Edited by Katrina on 2002/2/22 16:56:38 ]

Updated: June 1, 2002 — 10:00 pm