Ladies and Gentlemen: The 85th Academy Awards® Nominations!

Stone and McFarlane

Well, they’re here! The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have been announced and, once again, I slept through them – which means that I missed Seth McFarlane’s jokes and Emma Stone’s enthusiasm. So, let’s just get right to it. The complete list of nominees – and the occasional notation of possible glaring omissions (no excoriating of any actual nominees this year) – follow the jump.

Best motion picture of the year

Amour (nominees to be determined)

Argo, Grant Heslov, Ben Affleck and George Clooney, producers

Beasts of the Southern Wild, Dan Janvey, Josh Penn and Michael Gottwald, producers

Django Unchained, Stacey Sher, Reginald Hudlin and Pilar Savone, producers

Les Miserables, Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Debra Hayward and Cameron Mackintosh, producers

Life of Pi, Gil Netter, Ang Lee and David Womark, producers

Lincoln, Steven Spielberg and Kathleen Kennedy, producers

Silver Linings Playbook, Donna Gigliotti, Bruce Cohen and Jonathan Gordon, producers

Zero Dark Thirty, Mark Boal, Kathryn Bigelow and Megan Ellison, producers

Glaring Omissions: Moonrise Kingdom (There are ten possible slots here; Moonrise should have gotten the tenth – it’s a better movie than 44% of the abovementioned films!), Cloud Atlas

Achievement in directing

Amour, Michael Haneke

Beasts of the Southern Wild, Benh Zeitlin

Life of Pi, Ang Lee

Lincoln, Steven Spielberg

Silver Linings Playbook, David O. Russell

Glaring Omissions: Kathryn Bigelow (Zero Dark Thirty didn’t direct itself…), Ben Affleck (ditto Argo)

Performance by an actor in a leading role

Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook

Daniel Day-Lewis in Lincoln

Hugh Jackman in Les Miserables

Joaquin Phoenix in The Master

Denzel Washington in Flight

Glaring Omission: John Hawkes, The Sessions (Helen Hunt gets a nom but not the guy who had to play polio victim?)

Performance by an actor in a supporting role

Alan Arkin in Argo

Robert De Niro in Silver Linings Playbook

Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Master

Tommy Lee Jones in Lincoln

Christoph Waltz in Django Unchained

Performance by an actress in a leading role

Jessica Chastain in Zero Dark Thirty

Jennifer Lawrence in Silver Linings Playbook

Emmanuelle Riva in Amour

Quvenzhané Wallis in Beasts of the Southern Wild

Naomi Watts in The Impossible

Performance by an actress in a supporting role

Amy Adams in The Master

Sally Field in Lincoln

Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables

Helen Hunt in The Sessions

Jacki Weaver in Silver Linings Playbook

Best animated feature film of the year

Brave, Mark Andrews and Brenda Chapman

Frankenweenie, Tim Burton

ParaNorman, Sam Fell and Chris Butler

The Pirates! Band of Misfits, Peter Lord

Wreck-It Ralph, Rich Moore

Glaring Omission: Rise of the Guardians, a much better movie than Brave, or ParaNorman

Achievement in cinematography

Anna Karenina,Seamus McGarvey

Django Unchained, Robert Richardson

Life of Pi, Claudio Miranda

Lincoln, Janusz Kaminski

Skyfall, Roger Deakins

Glaring Omission: The Dark Knight Rises, Cloud Atlas

Achievement in costume design

Anna Karenina, Jacqueline Durran

Les Miserables, Paco Delgado

Lincoln, Joanna Johnston

Mirror Mirror, Eiko Ishioka

Snow White and the Huntsman, Colleen Atwood

Glaring Omission: Cloud Atlas

Best documentary feature

5 Broken Cameras, Emad Burnat and Guy Davidi

The Gatekeepers (nominees to be determined)

How to Survive a Plague (nominees to be determined)

The Invisible War (nominees to be determined)

Searching for Sugar Man (nominees to be determined)

Best documentary short subject

Inocente, Sean Fine and Andrea Nix Fine

Kings Point, Sari Gilman and Jedd Wider

Mondays at Racine, Cynthia Wade and Robin Honan

Open Heart, Kief Davidson and Cori Shepherd Stern

Redemption, Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill

Achievement in film editing

Argo, William Goldenberg

Life of Pi, Tim Squyres

Lincoln, Michael Kahn

Silver Linings Playbook, Jay Cassidy and Crispin Struthers

Zero Dark Thirty, Dylan Tichenor and William Goldenberg

Glaring Omission: Cloud Atlas, Marvel’s The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises

Best foreign language film of the year

Amour, Austria

Kon-Tiki, Norway

No, Chile

A Royal Affair, Denmark

War Witch, Canada

Achievement in makeup and hairstyling

Hitchcock, Howard Berger, Peter Montagna and Martin Samuel

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Peter Swords King, Rick Findlater and Tami Lane

Les Miserables, Lisa Westcott and Julie Dartnell

Glaring Omission: Cloud Atlas

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (original score)

Anna Karenina, Dario Marianelli

Argo, Alexandre Desplat

Life of Pi, Mychael Danna

Lincoln, John Williams

Skyfall, Thomas Newman

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (original song)

Before My Time, from Chasing Ice; music and lyric by J. Ralph

Everybody Needs a Best Friend, from Ted; music by Walter Murphy, lyric by Seth MacFarlane

Pi’s Lullaby, from "Life of Pi"; music by Mychael Danna; lyric by Bombay Jayashri

Skyfall, from Skyfall; music and lyric by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth

Suddenly, from Les Miserables; music by Claude-Michel Schonberg, lyric by Herbert Kretzmer and Alain Boublil

Glaring Omission: from Django Unchained; 100 Black Coffins by Rick Ross

Achievement in production design

Anna Karenina, production design: Sarah Greenwood; set decoration: Katie Spencer

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, production design: Dan Hennah; set decoration: Ra Vincent and Simon Bright

Les Miserables, production design: Eve Stewart; set decoration: Anna Lynch-Robinson

Life of Pi, production design: David Gropman; set decoration: Anna Pinnock

Lincoln, production design: Rick Carter; set decoration: Jim Erickson

Glaring Omission: Cloud Atlas, The Dark Knight Rises

Best animated short film

Adam and Dog, Minkyu Lee

Fresh Guacamole, PES

Head over Heels, Timothy Reckart and Fodhla Cronin O’Reilly

Maggie Simpson in The Longest Daycare, David Silverman

Paperman, John Kahrs

Best live- action short film

Asad, Bryan Buckley and Mino Jarjoura

Buzkashi Boys, Sam French and Ariel Nasr

Curfew, Shawn Christensen

Death of a Shadow (Dood van een Schaduw), Tom Van Avermaet and Ellen De Waele

Henry, Yan England

Achievement in sound editing

Argo, Erik Aadahl and Ethan Van der Ryn

Django Unchained, Wylie Stateman

Life of Pi, Eugene Gearty and Philip Stockton

Skyfall, Per Hallberg and Karen Baker Landers

Zero Dark Thirty, Paul N.J. Ottosson

Achievement in sound mixing

Argo, John Reitz, Gregg Rudloff and Jose Antonio Garcia

Les Miserables, Andy Nelson, Mark Paterson and Simon Hayes

Life of Pi, Ron Bartlett, D.M. Hemphill and Drew Kunin

Lincoln, Andy Nelson, Gary Rydstrom and Ronald Judkins

Skyfall, Scott Millan, Greg P. Russell and Stuart Wilson

Achievement in visual effects

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Joe Letteri, Eric Saindon, David Clayton and R. Christopher White

Life of Pi, Bill Westenhofer, Guillaume Rocheron, Erik-Jan De Boer and Donald R. Elliott

Marvel’s The Avengers, Janek Sirrs, Jeff White, Guy Williams and Dan Sudick

Prometheus, Richard Stammers, Trevor Wood, Charley Henley and Martin Hill

Snow White and the Huntsman, Cedric Nicolas-Troyan, Philip Brennan, Neil Corbould and Michael Dawson

Glaring Omission: Cloud Atlas

Adapted screenplay

Argo, screenplay by Chris Terrio

Beasts of the Southern Wild, screenplay by Lucy Alibar & Benh Zeitlin

Life of Pi, screenplay by David Magee

Lincoln, screenplay by Tony Kushner

Silver Linings Playbook, screenplay by David O. Russell

Glaring Omission: The Dark Knight Rises, screenplay by Jonathan Nolan and Christopher Nolan

Original screenplay

Amour, written by Michael Haneke

Django Unchained, written by Quentin Tarantino

Flight, written by John Gatins

Moonrise Kingdom, written by Wes Anderson & Roman Coppola

Zero Dark Thirty, written by Mark Boal