Ever been bored in an elevator?
If the answer is yes here are somethings to do:
Make race car noises whenever someone gets on or off the elevator.
Whistle the first seven notes of “Its a Small World” incessantly.
On a long elevator ride, sway side to side at the normal frequence of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside whisper loud enough for others to hear, “Hope the police don’t find this.”
Offer name tags to everyone on the elevator…where yours upside down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at a floor, grunt and strain to open the door, then act embarrassed when they open themselves.
Greet everyone that gets on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Bet the other passengers taht you can fit a quater in your nose.
Stare, grinning at the other passengers for awhile, then anounce, “I have new socks on.”
Burp…then say, “mmmmm…tasty”
Say, “Ding!” at each floor.
Stare at your thumb and say, “I think it is getting larger.”
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask other passengers: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Pull out your gum in long strings
Wear x-ray googles and stare that the other passengers grinning.
****Sadly enough my friends and I actually walk into elevators and do not bother to turn and face the door. It freaks people out when you stand facing them or when the doors open and the first thing they see is your butt….