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		<title>By: Michelle Alexandria</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michelle Alexandria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Keep it clean and non insulting and you&#039;ll have no problems posting. I&#039;m sure you are capable of making an argument without being condescending and insulting.</description>
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		<title>By: scutterbomb</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: finfrock</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Michelle-  I am in complete agreement with you.  Thanks for having the guts to criticize such a widely-hailed movie.  I went into this film with very high hopes &amp; was really expecting to be impressed.  I was bored as hell within 30 minutes.  It&#039;s way too convoluted &amp; overly-ambitious;  it&#039;s utterly joyless &amp; I didn&#039;t find it to be enjoyable on any level.  Yeah, it does have good effects &amp; the actors are pretty good but the trippy far-fetched plot is just ridiculously implausible &amp; I just couldn&#039;t get into it.  It was just a complete waste of 2 1/2 hours of my life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michelle-  I am in complete agreement with you.  Thanks for having the guts to criticize such a widely-hailed movie.  I went into this film with very high hopes &amp; was really expecting to be impressed.  I was bored as hell within 30 minutes.  It&#8217;s way too convoluted &amp; overly-ambitious;  it&#8217;s utterly joyless &amp; I didn&#8217;t find it to be enjoyable on any level.  Yeah, it does have good effects &amp; the actors are pretty good but the trippy far-fetched plot is just ridiculously implausible &amp; I just couldn&#8217;t get into it.  It was just a complete waste of 2 1/2 hours of my life.</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle Alexandria</title>
		<link>http://eclipsemagazine.com/Movies/18641/comment-page-1/#comment-8276</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle Alexandria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh please, get off your high horse stop being so damn insulting and condescending. How many times do I have to tell you people, I understood the movie???? It&#039;s NOT that complicated. This movie is three weeks old, get over yourself and let it go.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh please, get off your high horse stop being so damn insulting and condescending. How many times do I have to tell you people, I understood the movie???? It&#8217;s NOT that complicated. This movie is three weeks old, get over yourself and let it go.</p>
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		<title>By: MovieCritic</title>
		<link>http://eclipsemagazine.com/Movies/18641/comment-page-1/#comment-8274</link>
		<dc:creator>MovieCritic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Among all your yelling down people who insist that you have not understood the movie, please take my advice and watch it again. For example, it might reduce your lack of imagination about the motives of Cobb&#039;s team members. Hint: they might not be real, they may be figments of his imagination. You clearly haven&#039;t even understood Saito&#039;s motives. Hint: if Cobb is living a dream world populated by dream characters, the real &quot;inception&quot; is Saito subtly planting into Cobb&#039;s head the idea that he will die a lonely old man. 

The motif of the spinning top is precisely to force the viewer to think along the two lines of whether Cobb&#039;s world is populated by dreams or realities. It is not a cheap twist ending, it beautifully summarizes the movie&#039;s theme of an indistinct separation of reality and imagination. If the top does keep spinning, it opens the possibility that the wife and children that Cobb strives for are mere ideas.

I repeat, Inception is a movie for smart people, it works on several levels, is ripe with possibilities and forces the viewer to think. You clearly went in expecting a mindless summer thriller, but came across an intelligent movie and were unable or unwilling to appreciate it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Among all your yelling down people who insist that you have not understood the movie, please take my advice and watch it again. For example, it might reduce your lack of imagination about the motives of Cobb&#8217;s team members. Hint: they might not be real, they may be figments of his imagination. You clearly haven&#8217;t even understood Saito&#8217;s motives. Hint: if Cobb is living a dream world populated by dream characters, the real &#8220;inception&#8221; is Saito subtly planting into Cobb&#8217;s head the idea that he will die a lonely old man. </p>
<p>The motif of the spinning top is precisely to force the viewer to think along the two lines of whether Cobb&#8217;s world is populated by dreams or realities. It is not a cheap twist ending, it beautifully summarizes the movie&#8217;s theme of an indistinct separation of reality and imagination. If the top does keep spinning, it opens the possibility that the wife and children that Cobb strives for are mere ideas.</p>
<p>I repeat, Inception is a movie for smart people, it works on several levels, is ripe with possibilities and forces the viewer to think. You clearly went in expecting a mindless summer thriller, but came across an intelligent movie and were unable or unwilling to appreciate it.</p>
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		<title>By: wontgetlost</title>
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		<dc:creator>wontgetlost</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe it&#039;s just me, but you seem kinda grumpy.</description>
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		<title>By: spatoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 03:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All you fanboys and childish posters giving Michelle grief should apologize to her. Michelle obviously works for free. Telling mean visitors to get off her internet lawn shows that she and her editor-less magazine do not need the revenue that internet traffic brings, which makes this magazine a charity and Michelle a volunteer. Are you people always so critical of charities and volunteers? Please take your grief to real critics who are paid to write. The pros have thick skins and are familiar with email filters.</description>
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		<title>By: Inception</title>
		<link>http://eclipsemagazine.com/Movies/18641/comment-page-1/#comment-8260</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...]          I thought it was great. This woman wasn&#039;t impressed though Inception, Michelle&#8217;s not Impressed &#124; EclipseMagazine      &quot;...but what I&#039;m mad at him for is going to the continent most ravaged by aids and [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Michelle Alexandria</title>
		<link>http://eclipsemagazine.com/Movies/18641/comment-page-1/#comment-8254</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle Alexandria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I get 100 emails from people calling me a dumb fucking bitch, or there&#039;s a bunch of posts on RT where idiots start ragging on me for daring to be a woman reviewing &quot;man&quot; films, then yeah, you aren&#039;t going to get an intelligent response back or ANY respect from me and I will call you what you deserve. You people can certainly dish it out, but you sure can&#039;t take it. Act like a grown up and you&#039;ll get a grown up response. I was big enough to apologize and delete the posts where I went over the top and descended to fanboy level. Accept the apology and move on.  

You go to large sites like Huffingtonpost you have to adhear to standards of conduct or the moderators will delete your posts. It&#039;s MY site, I&#039;m not obligated to keep dumb insulting posts or any posts on my boards, it&#039;s not some right you readers have to come on my site and call me names or let you ridicule and belittle me or make it an uncomfortable place to be for people who do want to have a good dialogue. If you don&#039;t like that policy then leave, I don&#039;t care. I thought your harangue was well written so I hope you stick around.  If I&#039;m approached with an intelligent well thought out critique then I try and respond in kind. 

Also no, I don&#039;t follow every little twist and turn in a film&#039;s production cycle and I try to avoid most hype regarding movies. I try and go in as cold and with as little expectation or information as possible (other than my standard bias).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I get 100 emails from people calling me a dumb fucking bitch, or there&#8217;s a bunch of posts on RT where idiots start ragging on me for daring to be a woman reviewing &#8220;man&#8221; films, then yeah, you aren&#8217;t going to get an intelligent response back or ANY respect from me and I will call you what you deserve. You people can certainly dish it out, but you sure can&#8217;t take it. Act like a grown up and you&#8217;ll get a grown up response. I was big enough to apologize and delete the posts where I went over the top and descended to fanboy level. Accept the apology and move on.  </p>
<p>You go to large sites like Huffingtonpost you have to adhear to standards of conduct or the moderators will delete your posts. It&#8217;s MY site, I&#8217;m not obligated to keep dumb insulting posts or any posts on my boards, it&#8217;s not some right you readers have to come on my site and call me names or let you ridicule and belittle me or make it an uncomfortable place to be for people who do want to have a good dialogue. If you don&#8217;t like that policy then leave, I don&#8217;t care. I thought your harangue was well written so I hope you stick around.  If I&#8217;m approached with an intelligent well thought out critique then I try and respond in kind. </p>
<p>Also no, I don&#8217;t follow every little twist and turn in a film&#8217;s production cycle and I try to avoid most hype regarding movies. I try and go in as cold and with as little expectation or information as possible (other than my standard bias).</p>
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		<title>By: kintar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Michelle,

I typically stay out of fights or respond to what a reviewer has said about a movie, unless I feel really strongly about something or I notice that he or she has missed something that might either make the movie more enjoyable or make them look at it in a different way.

This is not one of those cases, however.  I read your review and I was, like, okay, no big deal.  Unlike others, I don&#039;t think you didn&#039;t like the movie just so you could write the title as &quot;Inception, Michelle not Impressed,&quot; because quite frankly, I don&#039;t think that&#039;s clever or catchy.  It&#039;s an attempt to be one of those things, but I&#039;m not sure which ... it doesn&#039;t really roll off the tongue, nor is it a play on words, utilizing the word &quot;inception&quot; as the catalyst for a jab at the film or a bad pun.  So I have no idea why people are attacking the title of this article, because it doesn&#039;t truly mean anything.

But before I get to the nitty gritty of why I&#039;m even writing this, I will give my opinion on your review, since I&#039;m already taking the time to post.  To start with, I don&#039;t think the movie was trying to fool me or keep me guessing.  In fact, it was pretty straightforward.  It even set up the rules quite nicely so that we could follow them.  At no point, until possibly the last shot, is anything questioned too much.  I was just along for the ride.  And I don&#039;t think you absolutely HAVE to commit to anything ... Memento sure didn&#039;t ... either does The Usual Suspects ... and if you want to get down to it, even High Plains Drifter doesn&#039;t.  There&#039;s nothing wrong with that ... it doesn&#039;t always work, but I don&#039;t think that was the real intent here ... until maybe the very end, as I said.  I will also say that I have no idea how you could say that the last 30 minutes are a complete mess ... the idea that Nolan was able to have three or four realities going at once is pretty damn impressive.  Obviously, you have no idea how hard this would be.  I&#039;ve written things taking place in two realities and  that&#039;s difficult enough ... and the structure has to be pretty spot on to work out and not confuse people.  And a blatant rip off of Call of Duty?  That&#039;s rather silly ... why don&#039;t you just say that it&#039;s a rip off of GTA while you&#039;re at it?  You know ... guys chasing you down, multiple types of weapons, vehicles crashing into each other, etc.  Did you say that because it took place in the snow and had guns and stuff?  Ever seen James Bond or the beginning of True Lies?  Ugh ... I really hate the word &quot;rip off&quot; when it&#039;s used to describe a source material that is reminiscent of previous incarnations, but whatever.  I might go so far as to say that you invoked Call of Duty to show your readers how hip you are ... &quot;A girl who likes Call of Duty?  Wow...&quot;  I hope that&#039;s not the case, though.

Anyway ... the real reason I am posting is not because of your review, but for the insulting, belittling, childish way that you have chosen to respond to your readers.

You attack them for comparing how you judged other movies, and you treat this like a huge, unorthodox action.  You do realize that Rotten Tomatoes, where I found this review, specifically allows you to see all the reviews by a certain reviewer, right?  Everyone does this.  It&#039;s a natural thing.  When you bash a movie they love, they want to see what else you like ... and if you give a terrible insult to movies (or women in general) like New Moon or a horrific movie like Transformers a higher rating, of course they&#039;re going to respond.  They want to know if your reviews are consistent.  I&#039;ve seen posters check past reviews in that way and then post much more calmly, because they realize that the reviewer simply didn&#039;t like THIS movie for whatever reason, but that the typically like quality movies.  

What really bothered me, though, was your venom spewing hatred of fanboys.  First of all, everyone is a fanboy about SOMETHING.  So when you attack fanboys, you&#039;re attacking everyone.  And not only that, but you&#039;re attacking the very people who make your job possible in the first place.  Plus, surely you know that a lot of posters are teens, right?  So here you are, who I&#039;m guessing is a grown woman, spewing hatred against fifteen year old boys.  And you called them IDIOTS?  Really?  Is that how you always regard your readers?  

And the fact that you call them idiots and then say the movie &quot;isn&#039;t as complex as you all try to make it out to be&quot; when you didn&#039;t even understand that the ending was definitely ambiguous ... well, that sure speaks volumes to me.

But it didn&#039;t stop at hatred.  Oh no ... you threatened to delete the entire series of postings if it didn&#039;t stop, or at least the &quot;vile&quot; e-mails as if you were a mom chastising your kids.  &quot;Don&#039;t think I won&#039;t, (LITTLE BOY)!!!!!&quot;  LMAO.  Because they attacked your grammar and/or intelligence?  Did you just start reviewing movies yesterday?  That&#039;s just how it goes.  Roger Ebert gets attacked constantly, but you don&#039;t see him arguing with posters on his website.  You end up saying that it was childish, but it&#039;s much more than that.  It&#039;s downright unprofessional.  And then you go on by saying that the posters should act like adults.  Kettle black, much?

I loved your response when you said, &quot;I honestly don&#039;t follow movies closely enough to know if there&#039;s hype or not.&quot;  Then, um ... what the heck are you doing reviewing movies?  That is most ridiculous comment I&#039;ve seen in quite some time.  That would be like ESPN hiring a guy to review football games who has never seen a game or even knows what a football looks like.  That is utter madness.  I don&#039;t even watch television EVER ... and even I knew there was hype around this movie.  It doesn&#039;t matter that you didn&#039;t realize there was hype around the movie ... just the fact that you admittedly don&#039;t keep up with movies is preposterous.  This alone is the one piece of true ammo that should be used against you as proof that your reviews shouldn&#039;t be taken seriously.  Because if you don&#039;t follow movies, then you really have no business reviewing them ... at least not for Eclipse.  Maybe for Facebook or on a personal blog, but not professionally.

I have a movie listed on IMDB that several people have bashed and insulted ... things like &quot;the director should never be allowed to work again&quot; and &quot;the script was terrible.&quot;  Do you think I&#039;ve responded?  Of course not.  That kind of stuff is silly.  In every type of writing, which includes movie reviews, you are opening yourself up to EVERY person out there.  If you can&#039;t take the heat or the childish comments, then just stop reviewing.  

I mean, come on.  Saying things like &quot;further prove my point about the intelligence level of fanboys...&quot; and &quot;you go through life knowing how dumb you are...&quot;   This is how you want to respond to readers (after you told them you would no longer respond, btw).  Those readers shouldn&#039;t be posting on the site ... they should be flooding the editors of Eclipse magazine and complaining about your attitude and insults.</description>
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<p>I typically stay out of fights or respond to what a reviewer has said about a movie, unless I feel really strongly about something or I notice that he or she has missed something that might either make the movie more enjoyable or make them look at it in a different way.</p>
<p>This is not one of those cases, however.  I read your review and I was, like, okay, no big deal.  Unlike others, I don&#8217;t think you didn&#8217;t like the movie just so you could write the title as &#8220;Inception, Michelle not Impressed,&#8221; because quite frankly, I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s clever or catchy.  It&#8217;s an attempt to be one of those things, but I&#8217;m not sure which &#8230; it doesn&#8217;t really roll off the tongue, nor is it a play on words, utilizing the word &#8220;inception&#8221; as the catalyst for a jab at the film or a bad pun.  So I have no idea why people are attacking the title of this article, because it doesn&#8217;t truly mean anything.</p>
<p>But before I get to the nitty gritty of why I&#8217;m even writing this, I will give my opinion on your review, since I&#8217;m already taking the time to post.  To start with, I don&#8217;t think the movie was trying to fool me or keep me guessing.  In fact, it was pretty straightforward.  It even set up the rules quite nicely so that we could follow them.  At no point, until possibly the last shot, is anything questioned too much.  I was just along for the ride.  And I don&#8217;t think you absolutely HAVE to commit to anything &#8230; Memento sure didn&#8217;t &#8230; either does The Usual Suspects &#8230; and if you want to get down to it, even High Plains Drifter doesn&#8217;t.  There&#8217;s nothing wrong with that &#8230; it doesn&#8217;t always work, but I don&#8217;t think that was the real intent here &#8230; until maybe the very end, as I said.  I will also say that I have no idea how you could say that the last 30 minutes are a complete mess &#8230; the idea that Nolan was able to have three or four realities going at once is pretty damn impressive.  Obviously, you have no idea how hard this would be.  I&#8217;ve written things taking place in two realities and  that&#8217;s difficult enough &#8230; and the structure has to be pretty spot on to work out and not confuse people.  And a blatant rip off of Call of Duty?  That&#8217;s rather silly &#8230; why don&#8217;t you just say that it&#8217;s a rip off of GTA while you&#8217;re at it?  You know &#8230; guys chasing you down, multiple types of weapons, vehicles crashing into each other, etc.  Did you say that because it took place in the snow and had guns and stuff?  Ever seen James Bond or the beginning of True Lies?  Ugh &#8230; I really hate the word &#8220;rip off&#8221; when it&#8217;s used to describe a source material that is reminiscent of previous incarnations, but whatever.  I might go so far as to say that you invoked Call of Duty to show your readers how hip you are &#8230; &#8220;A girl who likes Call of Duty?  Wow&#8230;&#8221;  I hope that&#8217;s not the case, though.</p>
<p>Anyway &#8230; the real reason I am posting is not because of your review, but for the insulting, belittling, childish way that you have chosen to respond to your readers.</p>
<p>You attack them for comparing how you judged other movies, and you treat this like a huge, unorthodox action.  You do realize that Rotten Tomatoes, where I found this review, specifically allows you to see all the reviews by a certain reviewer, right?  Everyone does this.  It&#8217;s a natural thing.  When you bash a movie they love, they want to see what else you like &#8230; and if you give a terrible insult to movies (or women in general) like New Moon or a horrific movie like Transformers a higher rating, of course they&#8217;re going to respond.  They want to know if your reviews are consistent.  I&#8217;ve seen posters check past reviews in that way and then post much more calmly, because they realize that the reviewer simply didn&#8217;t like THIS movie for whatever reason, but that the typically like quality movies.  </p>
<p>What really bothered me, though, was your venom spewing hatred of fanboys.  First of all, everyone is a fanboy about SOMETHING.  So when you attack fanboys, you&#8217;re attacking everyone.  And not only that, but you&#8217;re attacking the very people who make your job possible in the first place.  Plus, surely you know that a lot of posters are teens, right?  So here you are, who I&#8217;m guessing is a grown woman, spewing hatred against fifteen year old boys.  And you called them IDIOTS?  Really?  Is that how you always regard your readers?  </p>
<p>And the fact that you call them idiots and then say the movie &#8220;isn&#8217;t as complex as you all try to make it out to be&#8221; when you didn&#8217;t even understand that the ending was definitely ambiguous &#8230; well, that sure speaks volumes to me.</p>
<p>But it didn&#8217;t stop at hatred.  Oh no &#8230; you threatened to delete the entire series of postings if it didn&#8217;t stop, or at least the &#8220;vile&#8221; e-mails as if you were a mom chastising your kids.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t think I won&#8217;t, (LITTLE BOY)!!!!!&#8221;  LMAO.  Because they attacked your grammar and/or intelligence?  Did you just start reviewing movies yesterday?  That&#8217;s just how it goes.  Roger Ebert gets attacked constantly, but you don&#8217;t see him arguing with posters on his website.  You end up saying that it was childish, but it&#8217;s much more than that.  It&#8217;s downright unprofessional.  And then you go on by saying that the posters should act like adults.  Kettle black, much?</p>
<p>I loved your response when you said, &#8220;I honestly don&#8217;t follow movies closely enough to know if there&#8217;s hype or not.&#8221;  Then, um &#8230; what the heck are you doing reviewing movies?  That is most ridiculous comment I&#8217;ve seen in quite some time.  That would be like ESPN hiring a guy to review football games who has never seen a game or even knows what a football looks like.  That is utter madness.  I don&#8217;t even watch television EVER &#8230; and even I knew there was hype around this movie.  It doesn&#8217;t matter that you didn&#8217;t realize there was hype around the movie &#8230; just the fact that you admittedly don&#8217;t keep up with movies is preposterous.  This alone is the one piece of true ammo that should be used against you as proof that your reviews shouldn&#8217;t be taken seriously.  Because if you don&#8217;t follow movies, then you really have no business reviewing them &#8230; at least not for Eclipse.  Maybe for Facebook or on a personal blog, but not professionally.</p>
<p>I have a movie listed on IMDB that several people have bashed and insulted &#8230; things like &#8220;the director should never be allowed to work again&#8221; and &#8220;the script was terrible.&#8221;  Do you think I&#8217;ve responded?  Of course not.  That kind of stuff is silly.  In every type of writing, which includes movie reviews, you are opening yourself up to EVERY person out there.  If you can&#8217;t take the heat or the childish comments, then just stop reviewing.  </p>
<p>I mean, come on.  Saying things like &#8220;further prove my point about the intelligence level of fanboys&#8230;&#8221; and &#8220;you go through life knowing how dumb you are&#8230;&#8221;   This is how you want to respond to readers (after you told them you would no longer respond, btw).  Those readers shouldn&#8217;t be posting on the site &#8230; they should be flooding the editors of Eclipse magazine and complaining about your attitude and insults.</p>
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		<dc:creator>DISSECTION: The Debate About Film Debate &#124; The Satellite Show</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] First it’s hard to connect with a movie when it tries so hard to “fool” you or to keep you guessing; is this a dream, is it not, is it a dream within a dream? Who cares? Just commit to something and get on with it. &#8211; Michelle Alexandria [...]</description>
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		<title>By: GodofGeorge</title>
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		<dc:creator>GodofGeorge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Accept this virtual hug, Michelle, on behalf of all the level-headed. *Hug*

I loved this movie, but no big deal that you didn&#039;t. Now, if you hadn&#039;t loved &quot;Kick-Ass,&quot; then I&#039;d have some bad things to say. Some really bad things. ; )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Accept this virtual hug, Michelle, on behalf of all the level-headed. *Hug*</p>
<p>I loved this movie, but no big deal that you didn&#8217;t. Now, if you hadn&#8217;t loved &#8220;Kick-Ass,&#8221; then I&#8217;d have some bad things to say. Some really bad things. ; )</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle Alexandria</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michelle Alexandria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the feedback, not to sound childish but I&#039;m not the one who started the name calling but yes, it does turn me into an hypocrite when I respond in kind.</description>
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		<title>By: IvanK</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, finally I did read the other comments.  People do bash you, even personally at times.  However you are supposed to be the professional.  I get that you are a human being and some of those things would offend me as well, but honestly, if you would like to one day review films for something other than &quot;Eclipse Magazine&quot;, you need to stop calling people morons, or telling them that they &quot;go through life knowing how dumb [they] are&quot;.  That&#039;s just unprofessional.  I don&#039;t know if you get paid for this, and it&#039;s none of my business, but if you do, cut out the personal attacks, because (and you&#039;ll probably delete my comment for me saying this) they make you look like a hypocrite.  You can&#039;t tell people to stop the personal attacks and in the same comment call them an unintelligent fanboy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, finally I did read the other comments.  People do bash you, even personally at times.  However you are supposed to be the professional.  I get that you are a human being and some of those things would offend me as well, but honestly, if you would like to one day review films for something other than &#8220;Eclipse Magazine&#8221;, you need to stop calling people morons, or telling them that they &#8220;go through life knowing how dumb [they] are&#8221;.  That&#8217;s just unprofessional.  I don&#8217;t know if you get paid for this, and it&#8217;s none of my business, but if you do, cut out the personal attacks, because (and you&#8217;ll probably delete my comment for me saying this) they make you look like a hypocrite.  You can&#8217;t tell people to stop the personal attacks and in the same comment call them an unintelligent fanboy.</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle Alexandria</title>
		<link>http://eclipsemagazine.com/Movies/18641/comment-page-1/#comment-8244</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle Alexandria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I said this earlier in the thread, since I can&#039;t seem to lock this thread without deleting all the posts - don&#039;t think I won&#039;t if it continues to get out of hand. I will delete ALL future comments if they contain any kind of personal insult or any kind of criticism of past reviews (mean she gave X a higher grade). Period. I&#039;m even taking my own advice and have deleted my own previous posts where I got down into the Gutter and will not respond to anymore posts because I&#039;m incapable of not calling a spade a spade. But I see you all can dish it out, but get offended if I dish right back - the typical bully response. Just because I may be a critic doesn&#039;t mean I&#039;m not a human being and have to continue to put with all this BS. 

If you can&#039;t argue that Inception is awesome without saying &quot;Oh my god she gave Grown Ups, etc a higher Grade than Inception&quot; (even though I trashed that movie as well and gave it a C-) then don&#039;t bother to post. I&#039;m sick to death of that old canard, I&#039;m not comparing those movies to Inception so to act like I am is a false argument. At that point it&#039;s obvious we don&#039;t have the same taste, deal with it, move on.  

 I don&#039;t mind if you want to rip apart my review or even talk about my lack of grammar skills - it&#039;s an easy charge - we don&#039;t have editors at EM, if you think you are so scary good drop me a line a volunteer to become the EM Grammar police.  I don&#039;t even mind if you want to point out how silly my comparison of Inception to Shutter Island is (a movie I ACTUALLY &quot;compared&quot; Inception to) - which is the one time when you can actually say &quot;Oh my god she gave Shutter Island a better review than Inception&quot; (which I didn&#039;t)..  But I don&#039;t know how clearer I can be, I UNDERSTOOD everything in this movie, I said in the review they explained everything over and over. So don&#039;t act like this movie is so scary complex.  

But I do mind the personal attacks. So tone it down or your posts will get deleted. I&#039;m trying to run a fun site that welcomes all opinions and views without people (namely me) getting personally trashed If that&#039;s what you want to do take it somewhere else. Don&#039;t be offended because I won&#039;t let you act like an idiot on my site.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I said this earlier in the thread, since I can&#8217;t seem to lock this thread without deleting all the posts &#8211; don&#8217;t think I won&#8217;t if it continues to get out of hand. I will delete ALL future comments if they contain any kind of personal insult or any kind of criticism of past reviews (mean she gave X a higher grade). Period. I&#8217;m even taking my own advice and have deleted my own previous posts where I got down into the Gutter and will not respond to anymore posts because I&#8217;m incapable of not calling a spade a spade. But I see you all can dish it out, but get offended if I dish right back &#8211; the typical bully response. Just because I may be a critic doesn&#8217;t mean I&#8217;m not a human being and have to continue to put with all this BS. </p>
<p>If you can&#8217;t argue that Inception is awesome without saying &#8220;Oh my god she gave Grown Ups, etc a higher Grade than Inception&#8221; (even though I trashed that movie as well and gave it a C-) then don&#8217;t bother to post. I&#8217;m sick to death of that old canard, I&#8217;m not comparing those movies to Inception so to act like I am is a false argument. At that point it&#8217;s obvious we don&#8217;t have the same taste, deal with it, move on.  </p>
<p> I don&#8217;t mind if you want to rip apart my review or even talk about my lack of grammar skills &#8211; it&#8217;s an easy charge &#8211; we don&#8217;t have editors at EM, if you think you are so scary good drop me a line a volunteer to become the EM Grammar police.  I don&#8217;t even mind if you want to point out how silly my comparison of Inception to Shutter Island is (a movie I ACTUALLY &#8220;compared&#8221; Inception to) &#8211; which is the one time when you can actually say &#8220;Oh my god she gave Shutter Island a better review than Inception&#8221; (which I didn&#8217;t)..  But I don&#8217;t know how clearer I can be, I UNDERSTOOD everything in this movie, I said in the review they explained everything over and over. So don&#8217;t act like this movie is so scary complex.  </p>
<p>But I do mind the personal attacks. So tone it down or your posts will get deleted. I&#8217;m trying to run a fun site that welcomes all opinions and views without people (namely me) getting personally trashed If that&#8217;s what you want to do take it somewhere else. Don&#8217;t be offended because I won&#8217;t let you act like an idiot on my site.</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle Alexandria</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michelle Alexandria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How many times do I have to say I UNDERSTOOD everything in this DUMB movie! It&#039;s not as complex as you all try to make it out to be. I JUST DIDN&#039;T CARE! This is my last post on this topic. For a so called critic - judging by your name, acting like it&#039;s fair to judge other reviews to my review of Inception is ridiculous. People aren&#039;t comparing reviews or movies, they are comparing GRADES or whether something is deemed fresh verses Inception. That is a dumb argument. If you don&#039;t like my opinions that&#039;s fine, but I&#039;m not going to sit here and take a bunch of abuse and childish personal attacks. Go to another website if that&#039;s all you want to do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How many times do I have to say I UNDERSTOOD everything in this DUMB movie! It&#8217;s not as complex as you all try to make it out to be. I JUST DIDN&#8217;T CARE! This is my last post on this topic. For a so called critic &#8211; judging by your name, acting like it&#8217;s fair to judge other reviews to my review of Inception is ridiculous. People aren&#8217;t comparing reviews or movies, they are comparing GRADES or whether something is deemed fresh verses Inception. That is a dumb argument. If you don&#8217;t like my opinions that&#8217;s fine, but I&#8217;m not going to sit here and take a bunch of abuse and childish personal attacks. Go to another website if that&#8217;s all you want to do.</p>
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		<title>By: BlueBuddha</title>
		<link>http://eclipsemagazine.com/Movies/18641/comment-page-1/#comment-8240</link>
		<dc:creator>BlueBuddha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 07:13:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I actually went out of my way to register just to leave a comment here. I don&#039;t care whether you delete the post either, as my intent is not public. 

You clearly gained nothing from the film. Judging by your lackluster review and immaturity of even DEBATING with the so-called-idiots you claim; I don&#039;t find it the least surprising. Whether the film was to your tastes or not, a &#039;D rating&#039; of what is considered a masterpiece by those who understand it (let&#039;s not have a PMS fit here) should make you re-think your case. I don&#039;t encourage you to see the movie again or pick up on &quot;what you missed&quot; because you just won&#039;t. 

Everyone&#039;s entitled to her own opinion, and I&#039;d just like to share mine. You&#039;re a moron.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually went out of my way to register just to leave a comment here. I don&#8217;t care whether you delete the post either, as my intent is not public. </p>
<p>You clearly gained nothing from the film. Judging by your lackluster review and immaturity of even DEBATING with the so-called-idiots you claim; I don&#8217;t find it the least surprising. Whether the film was to your tastes or not, a &#8216;D rating&#8217; of what is considered a masterpiece by those who understand it (let&#8217;s not have a PMS fit here) should make you re-think your case. I don&#8217;t encourage you to see the movie again or pick up on &#8220;what you missed&#8221; because you just won&#8217;t. </p>
<p>Everyone&#8217;s entitled to her own opinion, and I&#8217;d just like to share mine. You&#8217;re a moron.</p>
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		<title>By: IvanK</title>
		<link>http://eclipsemagazine.com/Movies/18641/comment-page-1/#comment-8237</link>
		<dc:creator>IvanK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Michelle,
    I&#039;d like to start by saying that I have not read the other reviews, because even though I&#039;m sure there are some legitimate agreements and disagreements with you, I&#039;m guessing that most of the comments personally bash on you for not liking the movie.  You are obviously entitled to dislike the film and you did bring up some fair points.  For example, I do agree that the first scene seemed very out of place, even though I think Nolan did a good job to tie it back in at the end of the film.  
    I do disagree with you on some of your issues, however.  You say that you find it hard to connect with a movie when it tries so hard to &quot;fool&quot; you, and I think that&#039;s precisely what makes some films great.  But I don&#039;t think this film attempted to confuse the audience too much, though.  The parts that were confusing were at the very beginning, which I already agreed is messy.  The scene when Page has her first &quot;shared dreaming&quot; experience is the only other part of the movie that made me wonder what was going on.  To me it&#039;s obvious that Nolan did that to place the audience on the same level as her (neither she nor us know what&#039;s going on).  The only other time Nolan tries to fool us was at the very end.  I respect that our opinion about not liking the twist, but if you didn&#039;t like this twist, then I&#039;m guessing you hated the endings of The Sixth Sense, The Shawshank Redemption, The Inside Man, Citizen Kane, and all other movies that finish with twists that depend on previous motifs.
    The last disagreement I have with you is that the &quot;last 30 minutes was a complete mess&quot;.  In fact I marveled at the way Nolan managed to connect the levels of dreams while keeping the audience well informed.  At no point did I lose track of where in the movie I was, but I will admit that the characters timing all of these kicks is nothing short of deux ex machina.  However, lots of writers/directors do that.  Tolkien did it in Return of the King and Jackson didn&#039;t fix it.  Frodo was allowed to be saved by magical eagles, so why can&#039;t Nolan save his cast with magically timed kicks.
   I will commend you on being one of the few critics to point out some of the flaws of this film.  It is being hailed as a masterpiece, and though I believe it&#039;s a great movie, it is no masterpiece.  Hope you read this and leave a comment,

Ivan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Michelle,<br />
    I&#8217;d like to start by saying that I have not read the other reviews, because even though I&#8217;m sure there are some legitimate agreements and disagreements with you, I&#8217;m guessing that most of the comments personally bash on you for not liking the movie.  You are obviously entitled to dislike the film and you did bring up some fair points.  For example, I do agree that the first scene seemed very out of place, even though I think Nolan did a good job to tie it back in at the end of the film.<br />
    I do disagree with you on some of your issues, however.  You say that you find it hard to connect with a movie when it tries so hard to &#8220;fool&#8221; you, and I think that&#8217;s precisely what makes some films great.  But I don&#8217;t think this film attempted to confuse the audience too much, though.  The parts that were confusing were at the very beginning, which I already agreed is messy.  The scene when Page has her first &#8220;shared dreaming&#8221; experience is the only other part of the movie that made me wonder what was going on.  To me it&#8217;s obvious that Nolan did that to place the audience on the same level as her (neither she nor us know what&#8217;s going on).  The only other time Nolan tries to fool us was at the very end.  I respect that our opinion about not liking the twist, but if you didn&#8217;t like this twist, then I&#8217;m guessing you hated the endings of The Sixth Sense, The Shawshank Redemption, The Inside Man, Citizen Kane, and all other movies that finish with twists that depend on previous motifs.<br />
    The last disagreement I have with you is that the &#8220;last 30 minutes was a complete mess&#8221;.  In fact I marveled at the way Nolan managed to connect the levels of dreams while keeping the audience well informed.  At no point did I lose track of where in the movie I was, but I will admit that the characters timing all of these kicks is nothing short of deux ex machina.  However, lots of writers/directors do that.  Tolkien did it in Return of the King and Jackson didn&#8217;t fix it.  Frodo was allowed to be saved by magical eagles, so why can&#8217;t Nolan save his cast with magically timed kicks.<br />
   I will commend you on being one of the few critics to point out some of the flaws of this film.  It is being hailed as a masterpiece, and though I believe it&#8217;s a great movie, it is no masterpiece.  Hope you read this and leave a comment,</p>
<p>Ivan</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Michelle, I saw Inception yesterday and was impressed. So, I was curious to see what the negative ones on RT are about. I understand differences of taste, but cannot fathom the triviality of your comments. I know how the reviewing industry works and the plentiful vested interests that drive a review, so won&#039;t get into questioning your intelligence. But really, the standard practice when you do not understand a movie you are reviewing (as you clearly acknowledge in your article, but slam the poster &quot;Clark Barron&quot; for pointing out the blindingly obvious) is to watch it again. You are doing a disservice to your readers by outlining the video game fantasies you concocted during your work hours (as a movie screening should be for a committed critic).

It is also quite undignified of a critic to get into slanging matches with people who question your reviews. Some posters clearly have a point when they notice the inconsistent history of your ratings. You may choose to ignore comments you do not like, or dispute them factually, but calling them misogynistic or stupid does not paint the picture of an intellectually deep reviewer, does it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michelle, I saw Inception yesterday and was impressed. So, I was curious to see what the negative ones on RT are about. I understand differences of taste, but cannot fathom the triviality of your comments. I know how the reviewing industry works and the plentiful vested interests that drive a review, so won&#8217;t get into questioning your intelligence. But really, the standard practice when you do not understand a movie you are reviewing (as you clearly acknowledge in your article, but slam the poster &#8220;Clark Barron&#8221; for pointing out the blindingly obvious) is to watch it again. You are doing a disservice to your readers by outlining the video game fantasies you concocted during your work hours (as a movie screening should be for a committed critic).</p>
<p>It is also quite undignified of a critic to get into slanging matches with people who question your reviews. Some posters clearly have a point when they notice the inconsistent history of your ratings. You may choose to ignore comments you do not like, or dispute them factually, but calling them misogynistic or stupid does not paint the picture of an intellectually deep reviewer, does it?</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I totally agree with Michelle&#039;s write-up on this movie.  I saw this film this afternoon with a friend and when we walked out of movie she said &quot;that was the worst movie I ever saw&quot;.  During the entire long, boring and POINTLESS movie, I couldn&#039;t believe how so much money was wasted.  The concept of the movie and script were absolutely terrible and I&#039;m an extremely creative person...but that was simply ridiculous.  My Mother told me yesterday that her and her friend walked out of the movie.  I should have listened to her advise.

The only reason I went was because of L. DiCaprio who I believe is an excellent actor.  He did his best in this tiresome movie.  When things are SO confusing and irrelevant, then the audience simply does not care what happens.  I continued watching because of some visual effects, but certainly not due to the premise of this movie.  Total waste of time...reminded me of how bad Ishtar was.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I totally agree with Michelle&#8217;s write-up on this movie.  I saw this film this afternoon with a friend and when we walked out of movie she said &#8220;that was the worst movie I ever saw&#8221;.  During the entire long, boring and POINTLESS movie, I couldn&#8217;t believe how so much money was wasted.  The concept of the movie and script were absolutely terrible and I&#8217;m an extremely creative person&#8230;but that was simply ridiculous.  My Mother told me yesterday that her and her friend walked out of the movie.  I should have listened to her advise.</p>
<p>The only reason I went was because of L. DiCaprio who I believe is an excellent actor.  He did his best in this tiresome movie.  When things are SO confusing and irrelevant, then the audience simply does not care what happens.  I continued watching because of some visual effects, but certainly not due to the premise of this movie.  Total waste of time&#8230;reminded me of how bad Ishtar was.</p>
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